My Kids Crack Me Up

Example 1 : Charlie: Mom the toilet water is high, you need to PLUMMIT it!

Example 2: Andrea says as we're driving in the car,"Where are we going?" John says, "It's a surprise!" Andrea says, "I only want to go to one of my 3 favorite places. Chuck E Cheese, Monkey Joes or to see the Lights (Lights of the South-decorated hayride of Christmas lights)." John says, "How about the mall? Would you want to go there?" Andrea says, " Oh yeah! Yes! I forgot that was one of my favorite places!"

Example 3: Charlie is not eating his soup. Surprise. Surprise. Michelle says, "Charlie eat your broth because it is good for your tummy." Charlie says, "I like bras. I like bras mommy!"